BERNIE’S ULTIMATUM

You say you want to help the underprivileged, the less fortunate, your grand children and Middle-class Americans in general. You have fought for these all your life, only to be rejected, time and time again. You talked boldly about a revolution, but any revolution needs a leader, and in your heart, you know it’s you. Your only recourse at this juncture is to dump the Democratic Party, throw away the title “Democrat” and truly become Independent, and let’s take this country by storm. I think I can speak for all fair-minded Americans. We are willing to forgive you for your endorsement of Hillary Clinton and begin anew. We are ready to revolt with you. Let’s come together once and for all, join Jill Stein, place representatives at every polling place in America in order to protect the vote, and truly change America for the better. I’m convinced that every American with half of a brain will forgive you for the lies that you have been spewing regarding Russia interfering with our elections, if you do, in fact, separate yourself from the Democratic elites, and vote for you.