The Government Plan
Greetings, citizens. I am here with an important message from your government detailing our plans to resolve various problems in the world. Clearly, something must be done about these problems. We are doing something. Therefore, we are doing what must be done to address the problems. Here is our simple 3-step program:
- Keep taxing, imposing new laws, and committing violence against peaceful people.
- Wait for the remnants of the free market and civil society to fix the problem.
- If 2, take credit. Otherwise, repeat 1.
Remember to keep voting, pay your taxes, and obey the law! It's your duty because you live in the territory we rule. Only in total, unquestioning obedience to us can you be served by us.
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What, no credit for the guy that told you this would make a great post? LOL.
Time for another #SteemitStrike hahahaha
Good on ya man, this is a decent resource as is, like I said it would be. Good for you!!
Bah. We in the government always come up with our own ideas entirely independently of the efforts of the public.
We the gubment... must have our hands in everything.....
How dare you say that? Every government program is perfect, except for the minor reforms we need to keep pushing through.
LOL
I have a new level of respect for you.
#CryptoLove - bro!!
will be offline a bunch due to my issues..... sorry in advance
Boom, take that UV nickel with my diminished voting power LOL
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Only a seditious rebel influenced by #fakenews terrorist propaganda would think this noble missive could possibly be satire.
Hah! Excellently done.
But of course. Government work is the best work!