I must say you are softening.

I was expecting all useless eaters to have their front doors dusted with Novichok so they would be gone swiftly. What amazing generosity you are offering morphine and gin!

Tell us more about your husbands hedge fund, now you have brought it up.

I did get a chuckle out of this rant for the BBQ lighter bricks, "end of life enforcement notices" and no more heating allowance.

Can we hear your thoughts on single mothers on benefits please.