Cliff notes of this evenings State Of The Union

More or less how tonight will play out.

President gets introduced twice receiving 2 unnecessarily long standing ovations.
President will give speech outlining how only the government can help you with new spending and expanding programs.
Republicans will cheer everything he says and democrats will remain as silent as is diplomatic.
president will scold all people that stand against his ideas.
Speech will wrap to another ridiculously long standing ovation.
Democrats will air their response.
News outlets and people all over the net will divide into heavily partisan bickering about which side is "more in tune with the people and reality".

I think I just saved you all at least 3 hours of wasted time.