I am convinced my little black/copper calico cat (Priskiss) is more qualified to be president of the US than Stumblebum is. I'm considering offering her services to the DNC. Priskiss was born in late 18 or early 19 so that she is not too pooped to pop or too old to stroll, she can navigate stairs without difficulty, she does not lie or practice any kind of deception and does not tolerate any kind of bullshit like possums eating the cat food on the patio. The DNC might want to test the proposition with their voters, i.e. send out a ballot reading:

 PRISKISS  ***  STUMBLEBUM

Who would you vote for if that was the choice?