O.M.G.!! The sweetest thing just happened!!

I was sitting here watching Netflix when all of a sudden i hear two cute little knocks at my front door. A boy and a girl, like 12. I asked what's up? They said "Excuse me Sir, but there's a Pikachu in your back yard and my sister and I were wondering if we can go in and catch it?"

 I look down at these two young Pokemon trainers and see myself in the little boy. So I slam my door and run to the back yard. Guess WHO HAS A PIKACHU BITCHES?!!