Poetry Slam Challenge 5 - Entry #1

A man from Thailand 

There once was a man from Thailand

Who complained "This food is too bland!"

Under the table he snuck it,

To the dog, then yelled "Phuket!"

And pulled back an arm with no hand.

Note: I know Phuket isn't pronounced the way I intended it to be pronounced in this limerick...It was a play on words. So before you troll - Don't.

By the way, don't forget to check out today's Holi-art!