Memoir of a Demigod - Chapter 1

This very world's at stake/
When this demigod's awake/
Life's an open goal, so I score with every shot I take/
Supreme being, my rendition is ill/
Never lost my temper, just gave it permission to kill/
Attracting force/
Bring your troops and I'm smashing hordes/
Built a fortress dismantling The Thing from Fantastic Four/
As I retort/ manic thoughts/ melting Atlantic shores/
To drown the world, cardiac arrest when Hitler saw what I had in store/
Outsmart Solomon by stating an adage/
Faking an outrage/
I'll beat death while draped with a bandage/
Cerberus couldn't stop me making a passage/
I’ll just bend d Hands of Time and gain the advantage/
Say he's a savage? U3 meets crowds with cheers/
Perhaps it’s clear/ I spit the flow these guys revere/
Recline in chair/ it's incisive here/
The penmanship makes demons in hell shiver in fear/
Classical tunes/
When I rhyme in the booth/
I'll gas a reporter, he'll choke to death while he's grasping the news/
Born ill and deadly/
Wisdom deep and heavy, Tooth Fairy broke his back when he carried the tooth/
Million dollar rhymes, see I got puns for these dummies/
Gold footsteps to give Midas a run for his money/
My shotgun is funny/ bullets make your years dispel/
You get the point, then die laughing like Alex Mitchell/

Written by Ulqu3