an offbeat ode to fuck

it seems to me we could ne'er woo
a poem as lovely as "fuck you"
it covers most the basic shit
like kiss my ass and eat my grits
but goes another mile farther
wiping ass with the almighty dollar
and in the end there's no kinder way
to get across all you'd like to say
to a pisant creep who degrades your muff
or the ex in court who calls your bluff