Unintended Poetry: Food Porn

in poetry •  2 years ago 

Food Porn

We have bread vending machines everywhere –
fresh bread at all hours of day or night.
It's good, not a factory sponge.
Apparently one only finds this in Belgium.

We have great beer,
excellent chocolate
and, despite popular belief,
we invented fries,
not the French.

There are little rural villages –
three streets and a bar.
Feels like the middle of nowhere.

Also worth trying: home-made Nutella
Hazelnuts and pure cacao powder in a blender.

I never quite know how much an ounce is.
Like the logical world, we think in metric.

More coconut makes it sweeter
(it's a matter of taste preference really).
It's almost better than sex!

Surfie is asleep so it's safe.

by @JazzyDahling (That's me!)


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Tiny





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Gosh, these are GREAT! What an idea. :-)

They're infectious and addictive. Love them.

If I don't vote for homemade nutella, chocolate Jesus will strike me dead. Holy sweetness Batman! Pow! Smack!

I legit want to travel to Belgium for the fries. Because I'm a fry junkie.