Dirty Computer - Funny (Adult Rated) Poetry
Hello user. Thank you for turning me on.
You are the only one that knows how to press all my right buttons.
Step into my workspace, and I'll hook you up to my docking station.
I will overclock your processor and turn your boot sector into wetware.
Time to resize my 3.5 inch floppy, and connect it to your data port.
After a quick batch job I will be spooling all over the place.
Now time for the second edition.
We are no longer be in safe mode.
I might even let you backslash my Raspberry Pi.
After things have started to overheat, I will download my data into your modem.
We will not be done until you have installed the entire service pack.
After the upload is complete, you will be pressing caps lock and holding down all your control keys.
And right when your progress is 99% complete, it will be time to restart.
The end.
It computers could talk dirty to each other this would be it lol.
Oh my, that tickled my funny bone!
:)
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