In Bed With Zen: My Cali-King-Stretch
One third of human life
wasted on a short list
of super mundane options:
Is that the best we can do?"
"Let's change the size again!!!"
"Shut up stupid people!!!"
and princess beds
Why are adults
so boring?
or a hammock
But only
for special occasions
I want the biggest bed in the world
30 feet by 40 feet long
Bedposts towering into the sky
Five entertainment stations
A puppy petting zoo
and an in bed chef
Sleepover parties every weekend
I will be famous for my bed
My Cali-King-Stretch
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