Been really working hard on my english Grammar I think I nailed it.
Here is a poem for all grammar warriors, you will not find a single error here.
was more crapper at footballing
then the other kids is
so I choosed rap
this is the way I catched my fishes
late night counting 3000 sheeps
how do I survived
the pressure got me grinding my teeths
it’s like the 72th time
that I rewrited the rhyme
it’s like I fighted my own mind
crimes is all we ever hear on the news channelings
forever out a war like captained mannering
yeah school was shit like
rided the bike of life with no lights
they teached us but didn’t reached us
in the lessons
every year its two week on the beaches with no stresses
poured a glass of cool water then I drunk it
just my luck the guy above has just buyed a drum kit
I’m getting grumpy everyday that goed bye
don’t you got it?
middle aged about to hit 35
probably in B&Q stuck at self service
that’s why you haven’t seen me for time
I’m getting nowhere sort of like flattery
twat me on twitter if you ever did @tted me
hashtag, facebook tag
tag team high five
nah you’re too slow
to the side
I’m so hop hip
I’m down with the kids
so street I fight with a dustbin lid
shout out’s if your nervous with a stammer
don’t ever let them correct you on ya grammar
shout outs if they don’t like the way you talk
it’s about what you see not what they taught
I’m I misoverstood or am i under a spell?
did it go over ya head
and underneath you as well?
did I get to the point?
or was I too blunt?
did it take five minutes?
0r 28 days every four years
in the february month
listen close I’ll only say this once
what the hell’s halloween?
does anything make sense?
should I point my finger forward
while talking in past tense
back to front like a mirror
it’s all messed up
t shirt inside out
leave it or you’ll get bad luck
the pigeon shitted on ya head
they say that’s a good sign
shit for brains
ya out of ya god damn mind
they say you don’t talk right
walk right but they can’t see what they walk like
everybody’s alright
I’m quite happy in myself
staring at the moon with sunglasses on all night.
Seriously?
he he