The Bitcoin Boogie (a poem, perhaps best sung)

Did you get caught up in the bitcoin boogie?
Shaking your stuff as it broke 1K
No way's this bubble gonna burst
As you jived the days away

What's that? Can you hear that noise?
Collective jaws hitting the floor with a thump
Correction inbound
We're in the midst of a dump

Should have sold them sooner
Should have listened to the old
Oh well, fuck it
Fortune always favours the bold