Awkward intro
Spoken, though it was rough
Just one more intro
He asks for it rough
And I give it to him, tough
With lust
Cornered, and the dust
Crusted and everlasting, I speak
To you, with trust

I work and I work
But you continue to ask questions
So I will tell you something
About me, but with lessons...

Wicked fucking space art
Tantalizing juice bars
Weiny Hut Jr.
Asunder and undone is the Mars
We all used to wonder at
Now everything is Thunder Cat
Watching while I'm working at
The Weiny Hut jr.

The year of the Dog
Comes close to the Rat
Now that's where it's at
While Rabbit pours beers
We wonder at
His hat
And how it would look on Mars

Metalocalypse
Funniest shit I ever saw
Up in space, afloat
Wanna join in the macabre?
Wanna just laugh, one more time?
Let the death bell ring
In space, they count the time

Thank heaven for another year
Most things have changed
But let us not forget the Rooster
And the weary, yet readily deranged
The fluffing of the feathers
And the practilcality that reigns

Horse kicks up their heels
With a new love to boot
I am ever so happy for her
To this I raise the loot
I hold my glass high
And drink space juice

The sheep, well he is known
As Professor and King
Of more than just one throne
They'll get married and sing
I am told
Like solid gold
May they stay married til they're old
Side by side on thrones

Year of the Dog
Metal snake
What say the metal snake?
"Pawn the vine"
Even in casuality, we spake
Like drunkards, dank

By @robyneggs
February 18th, 2018
Copyright Robyn Eggs