Early bird...
There was a man in Paris,
that went by the name of Harris.
He drank some wine in a house of burlesque,
when a lovely lady winked him at her little desk.
She asked him if he wanted a dance on his lap.
As her tiny skirt lifted up with a frisk,
instantly he crashed his human hard disk!
The cream had already left the tap...
Sincerely,
Pele23
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nice poetry,,,
tnx...
hahaha :) love it!
Tnx man, I try my best...
This made me laugh!