Superficial-Califragilistic-Expialidocious Girl -An Original Poem About A Shallow, Super Fake Girl (Annoying and Funny!) By MaryJanePower

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The longest word in the english language is SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
I mixed it up a little bit and came up with my own word to fit the theme of my poem. I modified it into: SUPERFICIALCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS! I hope you enjoy it!

SuperficialCalifragilisticExpialidocious Girl!
by: MaryJanePower

Look at her, look at her, all put together,
three-inch heels, chin held up as ever.
The perfect pout in the vixen's mouth,
Look at her, look at her, is this what she's all about?

Tucked neatly in her side is a clutch by Louis V.
And what is she wearing, Chanel, it has to be!
Immaculate nails, manicured with glossy red,
She does like showing off, selfies before bed!

Tickle her fancy, buy her fancy things, show up in fancy clothes,
Boy, it won't be fun when you see her truest self unfold
Chug up some patron, get wasted in the streets.
Wake up in the morning, when reality starts to hit.

She insists you buy her shimmering, sparkling diamonds,
You can't blame her appetite as she's fighting her own demons.
She's the queen, she's the diva, she commands you genuflect
And it's funny when she screams , "give me some respect"!

Let's inject some more botox in your already poker face,
Who said the signs of aging is impossible to erase?
In case your boobs are flat, we have helium to blow it up
It's more instagram-worthy if it's a bigger cup.

Take her shopping at Harrod's if she gets bored at 5th Avenue,
Check her in at The Burj if you want to hear "i love you".
Empty can, like an empty brain, makes a lot of noise,
Shallow waters don't run deep, all she wants is your Rolls Royce!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MaryJanePower

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