Vacation

Tell me something, is this what you want?
To go on a holiday, a nice relaxing jaunt.
Well it rains,you are tired and you lack sleep.
You drop your phone in mud knee deep.
You lose your bag and find rats in your bed.
You hate the taste of water and are underfed.
Your backbone will hurt, right down to your hip.
Only when you are back, you will want another trip