in poetry •  last year 

My human gonads irk me,
my junk makes me forlorn,
so I pretend my dick’s a feeler,
thus my sex life’s hentai porn.

[All screenshots are taken from authentic and wholly sincere tumblr posts. All poetry is original and satirical.]

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This. This is priceless.

I have a feeling someone would call this intersex-phobic.