Poem / War of Words🌹

Our English language? A interested thing! 

Hammer don't ham and fingers don't fing, 

Grocer don't groce and ushers don't ush, 

Why is a back called a toosh, not a tush?

 What is the plural of mitt, Is it mitten?

Also, what's a caboodle if there is no kit'n? 

Do ladies count coins when they go through their change?

Is all lucre squalid? Are associates strange?

You can't have the willie, the heebee or jitter,

 And,patter is loud unless it's with pitter. 

If a guy's touched,is he gay or just odd?

If a girl's skinny, is she still a "broad"? 

Would you be able to do a flip? That is an intriguing word... 

Flip a house or a hotcake or even a winged bird!

You'd never say fum without fee, fi or foe,

Furthermore,why do we go to the bathroom... to go? 

Remote possibility or fat, they are one and the same, 

What's more, dick can be naughty unless it's your name! 

So in the event that you love words and you don't take them lightly,

You'll discover by and by that you can-can write rightly!

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