Miss-Steak
Her eyes are like
a well done steak
but the lips are
cooked salmonly rare
blowing waves
of baconly hair
falling cheekily
on a bloody glare
Holy Cow!
look at him go
picking a beef
with nature’s plan
meating my eyes
this bloody caveman!
Our romaince killed
before it vegan.
—
Pic from Pixabay
Very hard to believe you're actually a vegetarian!
Hope you will prove this when I meat you.
Ok, I am still a beginner at puns. i hope you will forgive this clumsy effort.
Bloody good for a beginner.
I love the ending!
Stew're really good at poetry.
I tried ;-;
It was hungry to read this.
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