Sal the Pizza Man

Sal the pizza man
Flipped his dough
Spread the sauce
Grated the cheese
Sliced the pepperoni
Gathered the anchovies
Put it in the oven

Sal tapped his foot eleven times while the pizza sat
It sat in the oven as though it was next in line
The person next in line was eagerly awaiting Sal's art piece.
The Pizza sizzled as the oven's clock was about to chime.
Sal took the pizza out
And screamed "PIZZA TIME".

He loaded the tasty onto the plate
and said
"Order up for number 8"

The customer opened the box and made an expression
I said no anchovies on this!
Sal looked with depression

DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN
The customer shouted
I WANT IT NOW I WANT IT NOW
The customer pouted

Sal gave a mean look
That turned to a grin
He the bad pizza away
And was ready to sin

He went to the back room
And grabbed a vial of posion
As well as a pistol

Sal went back to the kitchen
Ready to please
He pulled out the gun
"GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES"

The customer trembled
Listening to his command
Sal jumped over the counter
And punched him hard with his right hand

"Listen to me you brat
I'm gonna get you what you want
I'm gonna make you eat this next pizza
And that is that"

Nod if you understand
The customer nods

He leaped back over the counter
And took a big breath
"here we go sal" said sal

Sal the pizza man
Flipped his dough
Spread the sauce
Grated the cheese
Sliced the pepperoni
Gathered the anchovies
Put it in the oven

Silence filled the empty pizza place

Sal took the pizza out
Reached into his pocket
Drenched the pizza with posion
The customer is going to die
Then Sal screamed
"PIZZA TIME".