Poem Blog - Taco Bell for Lunch

Taco Bell For Lunch

For lunch today, I decided on Taco Bell

Some of my friends call it Taco Hell

It never disappoints when it’s going down

But later in the day, it might make me frown

Maybe I shouldn’t have gone with sauce so hot

But then again, it did hit the spot

Was the Crunchwrap supreme a tad too aggressive?

No, but add a soft taco and fries, wow impressive

Now I know what you’re thinking, but no it’s not true

I’m not always a fatass, hey look, Mtn. Dew

Sorry I got sidetracked, I had to quench my thirst

What better way than with a caffeine burst?

Now I am satisfied and have a big smirk

Unfortunately, it’s time to get back to work

A few hours later and the stomach starts to rumble

What have I done? I should have been humble

You have to respect the Crunchwrap supreme

Otherwise, it’ll turn into a really bad dream

The stomach is turning with the gas building strong

There’s not much time, it won’t be too long

I’m almost home, but I add a little speed

Please no cops, that’s all that I need

I briskly walk through the front door

I couldn’t have gone just one step more

I sit on the pot and wait for a shart

All of that stress, for only a fart

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