My Boss

My boss wants his coffee so I jump
I try to put in poison but it lumps

I try to add more sugar but there's none left
I try to spill it on him but he's too deft

I put in a scorpion, a quick and easy kill
But the coffee's too hot and it won't stay still

So I guess I'll be making coffee til I'm old
With ant-infested sugar and water that is cold

birdyblack