Yeeeeeeaaah....... I've seen those arms Jug - you aint no silverspooned- womanizing- school sports champion. Or from what I can tell anyhow haha...a mean prankster sure. I kid (why am I so mean to you?). Reggie had a thing for Vern too... could be playing with fire there.
...granted I could be Jughead in all this and not be the wiser.(Story of my life...not really but it seemed right to say.)