I'm A Nurse: An Original Poem and a Tribute To All My Co-Nurse's out there, guys this is for you! "NURSE SPEAK NERD SPEAK"

When I say I got to pee,
I say I have to micturate.
Now don't you mind about me,
its something we can't all relate.

In poems I write, you see,
I use the word infarction.
To describe the pain that's endlessly
running in my cardio system.

Before I eat, I do asepsis.
To avoid myself in getting sickness.
And in laughing I use my accessories,
to help me breathe through jokes in stories.

At times reservoirs of problems come near.
I don't focus on etiology.
Istead I think of the reaction, and place diagnosis in line to thee.
Words come about like deficient and impaired,
but there's nothing in this vocabulary that says I can't repair.

Not all the words we can relate.
Like flatulence or febrile and even nystagmus I say.
But they all mean a meaning within, and most you find only in NURSING.