Drunk song: the evolution of woman
There once was a woman
Her name is unknown
She had lots of children and some of them grown
She cooked and she cleaned and she tidied the bed
Then she lay down one day – poof – and then she was dead
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
There once was a woman
Her name was Marie
She was quite a beauty and told she was free
She worked as a typist and married a dude
Then she popped out eight children to finish her brood
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
There once was a woman
Her name was Laura
She studied real hard and became a lawyer
She travelled the world, met a man, settled down
Then she took to the bottle and had a breakdown
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
There once was a woman
Her name was Taylor
She took lots of selfies and sometimes she swore
She had lots of boyfriends and pierced labia
But the poor girl was sterile coz – chlamydia
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
There once was a woman
Her name was Mae-Lyn
Somehow she thought she was changing within
The change was incredible, costly and grim
But she now has a bulge and her new name is Jim
With an oodle-aye
Oodle-aye
Oodle-aye-yay
Ha ha Anj, hillarious text and image presentation. Thank you - got me smiling away which is always a nice experience 👍 👍 👍
Thanks Barge. Always happy to raise a smile.
Cheers
Anji x
You have always strange and interesting post eheh
I'm curious. Where you find these ideas? eheh
Ah, you know how it is... thoughts, weirdness lol
:D
Yes, I can see ahah
Love it, hahaha!!!
Catchy tune :D
Thanks Amy. Glad it raised a smile :D
xx
I'm not so sure how
sounds like.
So quirky, I wonder what you were thinking when making this. ^^
a bit like yodelling lol
I was thinking about the changing role of women over time :D
Thanks for popping by :D
Anj x
Hilarious. And it gots rhythm! The one with Laura tripped me up a bit but I got it to flow in the end. Jim!
Wow how did I miss this? lmao
:D don't forget to sing it after a beer :D