Lady-Like

Just saw some guy
Pissin in the bush
Where my childhood went to sleep.
Daddy never raised me
But my baby daddy
Raises me real hard and deep.
Pornhub makes my iphone
Too slow to do those hipster things
That make me seem invisible
But awkwardly unique
And every time I try to
Instagram my butt in daylight
The feminists come rushing in
To stare and get a piece.
I'd rather be a fingertip in some slut's mouth
I'd rather be a chopped off head in Tijuana
I'd rather play the villain because good guys never win
I'd rather be a roach than an ounce of marijuana.