The Prosciutto of Happness

alktoni (61)in #poetry • 8 years ago (edited)

Fuck your food standards, meet my meat slushy.
Prosciutto in a cup, with a little bit of vine, makes me feel just fine.
A little bread and chess, vegetarians come on please, you make me sneeze.
It makes me mad when there's no bread.
Fat brain food on the double and there is no trouble.
If veggies ware good for you a rabbit would weight a ton, or two.
Oh prosciutto, you smell so fine, you always make my teeth grind.
My heart turns to stone when I reach the bone of my prosciutto.
Never mind when my appetite speaks my mind.
Prosciutto is the best, I don't care about the rest.

#food #parody #balkanos