Call Painting Squad! (Entry for Comedy Open Mic Round 43)

in #poem5 years ago (edited)

This is my entry for Comedy Open Mic Round 43. I nominate @dinglehopper and @steempampanga.

When five days were left
Until Christmas night
Our Spiky decided
To cook Yule Log.

Since he had no skills
In cooking desserts
He watched couple videos
He found on YouTube.

It didn't sound hard
And Spiky began
To pour all his heart
Into sweet dessert.

Instead of his heart
It was all the flour
That Spiky could find
In cupboards of Pinky.

He quietly took
A spoonful of flour
And poured into cup
And was really proud.

"So far all is good",
Said Spiky assuring
Himself and proceeding
To pour all the flour.

But then his paws slipped
And white flower dumped
All over the kitchen
That Pinky kept clean.

The floor that was brown
Was now colored white
And walls that were yellow
Were covered in snow.

Then suddenly came
Our Pinky and stood
All frozen in shock
For good two minutes.

"Are you feeling well?"
Asked Spiky at last.
I can bring for you
Sudoku to solve."

"No way, I don't need
Sudoku right now,
Bring better your phone
And call painting squad!"

"Don't worry, my dear!
No squad here is needed
We'll do it ourselves
With so much more fun!"

"Victor and Betsy
And the rest of our gang
Will paint floors and walls
With comics so grand!"

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