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Ode to the Deer
A Sonnet
by memeon
My hungry deer, you inspire me to write.
I love the way you eat, paddle and bark,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the scaly clark.
Let me compare you to a silly tune?
You are more clucking, wicking and streamline.
Fine sun heats the blighted peaches of June,
And summertime has the sarcastic mine.
How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your expedited feet and thumb.
How yourpersonality fills my days!
My love for you is the per capita income.
Now I must away with a drastic heart,
Remember my mad words whilst we're apart.
Wow.