Poetry pocalypse Turkey

For: https://steemit.com/steem-pocalypse/@novaatebatman/day-27-pocalypse-poetry-challenge-for-steem-pocalypse-day-14-round-1-turkey-55-sbd-in-prizes-to-be-won

Turkey in the straw
haw haw haw
There are 7 turkeys they saw
Eating one is against the law
Of this new order
Remember that fella with the Cordur
Roy?
These are his turkeys
And while his vision is murky
He also has dynamite
That might
Blow up next to your ear.
Better hold out for a tuna sear, dear
or deer.