poetry pocalypse 13

For this contest:
https://steemit.com/steem-pocalypse/@hopehuggs/day-13-pocalypse-poetry-challenge-for-steem-pocalypse-day-7-round-1-45-sbd-in-prizes-to-be-won

You can trust a man with a dog
You can trust a woman with a dog
You can trust a man with a beard
You can trust a woman with a beard

You can't trust the dark
Or the trees
You can't trust the bark
There might be bees
Listen for the lark
Maybe he'll share cheese
Is he Lannister or Stark
I wish he would wheeze
Like Noah with his ark
A refreshing breeze

You can trust an animal
You can trust a man-imal
You can trust your wife
She's the one with the knife