pocalypse poetry 9!

For the contest here: https://steemit.com/pocalypse-poetry/@superbuckles/day-9-of-the-pocalypse-poetry-challenge-day-5-round-1-25-sbd-to-be-won-2017821t203141938z

Meet a man a friendly man
Arriving at the glade
Wave my hand, my friendly hand
Oh he's got a blade.

Bushy bearded chainsaw dude
How came ye by this life?
Try not to be remotely rude
Our dealings cause no strife

Gracious grower of great crops
Information sharing time
I gots to give him great big props
He communicates in mime.