Sit your self down.
Face your bottom side toward the center of our planet,
bend your knees (I guess?) and forget it!
Just let the rest happen...
Even if there is mud,
underneath your beautiful self..
Care it and share it.
Acquire for yourself a dirty butt.
Seriously, get down there.
In. The. Mud.
On a serious-serious note. What is it with me and mud? Maybe it is just a phase. . .