You Know What Grinds My Gears? Random Pistachios

I love pistachios. I could eat them all day. What is super awesome is all the "free" un-shelled nuts at the bottom of the package. Yes I know I could just buy un-shelled pistachio, but where is the fun in that?

What is super annoying is the fully shelled pistachios you find every now and then. Where there is not even a crack or anything. No way to use my teeth or fingernails to open it.

I could just bite down hard enough to crack it, but that hurts.

I could use a nutcracker to open them, but I'm eating pistachios, not walnuts. I don't think "let me bring a nutcracker so i can open these"

Dear Pistachio packing companies,

Please shove those fully shelled nuts right up your you know where.