Pickup Lines - Give Us Your Best and Worst

in #pickup-lines • 8 years ago

Here are a few for starters:

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

You must be from Tennessee, cause you are the only TEN I see.

As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

Excuse me, I think you owe me a drink. When I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.

How much will a 20 get me?

Are you a Jedi? Cause yodalicious.

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth-to-mouth, quick!

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

I SAID, GET IN THE VAN!

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     8 years ago 

    The funniest one I've heard lately is, "Are you a cigarette? Because you're smoking hot ... and I want to put your butt in my mouth". :)

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     8 years ago 

    I don't know if that will work, women don't like to be the butt of jokes.

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     6 years ago 

    LOL!!!

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     8 years ago 

    "Are those pants made by Karl Marx? Because that ass is causing an uprising in my lower class."

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