The Only Acceptable Stoner 420 Breakfast - Bigpchef's Weed Life

in #photography6 years ago

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Now That's What I Call - Wake & Bake

In this day and age of vegan tofu, giant restaurants like True Foods not serving cheese, and that fucking idiot 'Salt Bae' breaking every chef's sanitary code in the book (you know the one that says, thou shall not pour spices down your body on the way to the food), it's a wonder that glorious establishments like McDonald's are still able to survive.

I mean can you imagine being a stoner and not having access to some mouth watering, asshole churning, gut wrenching Micky D's breakfast?! A 420 life style would be totally incomplete without stoner munchies. I don't want to be part of a world that doesn't allow for shitty, yet delicious food.

Fuck off vegans, bring me the bacon. Or in this case, the sausage.

Behold Breakfast Fit For Stoner Royalty

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Lmao this is badass!

Ha! Thank you for reading.

Nice post...
Thank for sharing...

Hilarious! might be a little crunchy and give you a belly ache! hahaha
I just made a big batch of vaped weed butter pancakes. A little cannabis in the morning helps fight the I don't wannas and the FMLs! Thanks for the laugh, keep em coming!

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OMG no don't eat it lol

Lol, but that's what it's for. Highest breakfast sandwich ever.

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Hahaha, you cracked me up!

You totally killed me with this entire thing and we should smoke sometime! Killer f****** post!

I hate/love egg McMuffins, they are like eating a childhood memory

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