How to get into the ideal round shape?

Our life is like a vegetable salad:
White day? - the turnip to eat.
Problems? - the hot pepper, hot again.
Sex? - cucumbers to bark.
Hangover? - purple eggplant and so on.
Vegetables - cut into retail (to have for every day) and arranged color ...
Then somebody wakes up with the fork and turns everything into chaos, pricks your soul and puts it on display like a snail parasitic in the vegetable.
That's why some prefer the wolf salad. There, between the ham, the caesar and the bacon, the sausage, the dumplings, and the red meat products, it is harder to notice the redness of the shame of the biting to the naked bone dropped on the dogs ...
Vegetables that do not eat,
he will not grow big!