okupational hazard #3
The following piece is from an experimental series called “okupational hazard”
which many might find offensive.
The series is a tongue-in-cheek parody of various professionals and their
occupations.
i am akountant
so profession, look at my suit
going to office
in few years, i will have more moneyz
akountants not boring, grr
auditing, analyse, where are your
asset
your finance safe with me
do you know my firm, iz pricewater-
detoilet,
so big
kutthroat, korporate world
fast pace, executive jobe
will sit on board meeting, did board
exam
akountants not boring, grr
budget, taxes, my briefcase full
big business, you know
i am akount
Photo by Jeremy Beadle on Unsplash
#professional
#accountant
#job
#occupation
#satire
#offensive