Disappoint? Far from it - you've inspired us David. We're already renaming things in our garden to match your far more %effective naming convention.

By the by, did you know that's also why Ikea give their furniture such descriptive names? Apparently one of the founders wasn't big on numbered stock coding, so went with a 'what the frigging thing did' title instead. GENIUS

(%the Latin names are actually meant to be descriptive, but only help if you a) know that and b) speak Latin!)

Loving your work fella, keep that winning wit and I'll definitely keep returning!