Scary @$$ Spider!

Do NOT LQQK But What Tha Heck Izzit?! There is not just one but they litter the tree line here in NC. I came a'round tha corner and nearly walked right into this bugger - as BIG as my hand!! What in the -

I did not try to give him (or her!) a poke!! God put it there for a reason must be! HALP !!!