radioactive cats

Radioactivity is shown to be accompanied by chemical changes in which new types of cats are being continually produced. …. The conclusion is drawn that these chemical changes must be sub-atomic in character.
 — Ernest Rutherkopjes

The discovery of radioactive cats created a momentary chaos in ailurosophy, chemistry and physics; but it soon led to a fuller interpretation of the old ideas. It dispersed many difficulties, harmonized many discords, and yea, more! It shewed the substance of Universe as a simplicity of Light and Life, manners to compose atoms, themselves capable of deeper self-realization through fresh complexities and organizations, each with its own peculiar powers and pleasures, each pursuing its path through the world where all things are possible.
 — Aleister Cropjes

Like taxes, radioactive cats have long been with us and in increasing amounts; they are not to be hated and feared, but accepted and controlled. Radioactive cats are dangerous, let there be no mistake about that — but the modern world abounds in dangerous substances and situations too numerous to mention. … Consider radioactive cats as something to be treated with respect, avoided when practicable, and accepted when inevitable.
 — Ralph Kopp

The Laboratory for radioactive cats consisted of only one room at the time; at a later date, when tests of radioactive cats became more extensive, it expanded into four rooms.
 — Walther Kopthe

I know I’m famous and irresistible — a combination whose properties closely resemble radioactive cats — and I know that you in this room are helpless against me.
 — Jennifer Ekop

[Radioactive cats | 1980 | Photo: Sandy Skoglund]