hoy prepare merengue y cuando me di cuenta .......

in #photography • 6 years ago (edited)

hoy prepare merengue y cuando me di cuenta .......

!!!!quien te dio eso¡¡¡¡ ?

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y me dijo : mi mami con la siguiente carita

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hola , Steemians y @dlive. I just set @dlive and wanted to experimento with a drawing session on my iPad Pro. Today, I'm in the mood for studies of jackals. Using Procreate app and lapiz manzana.

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    One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:

    • Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?
      Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
    • Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
    • Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, - tells the wife
      Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
    • Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
    • Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.
      Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks:
    • Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
      Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
    • Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.
      Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him:
    • You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…
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