Just Leave The Stick Alone!
You find an old tree branch while you're walking. You pick it up and keep walking. Then suddenly you start talking to yourself, you think "Oh, I have a stick in my hand, why don't just talk to it?" so you start talking to the stick. Before you realized you're making jokes with the stick, complaining, cursing and telling your darkest secrets to it. You have to go home but you can't bring the stick with you, what your husband will think about you bringing a stick and talking to it?
You left the place feeling good cause you took out of your chest everything, talking to that old branch was like a type of therapy for you. The stick stay there alone in the park... but no for long. Suddenly a huge spaceship appears in the sky and take the stick away. That wasn't an old tree branch, that was an alien and you traumatized the poor thing with all your blah blah and complaining. It was a happy alien until you touched him all over and used him like an object. The whole alien crew is crazy angry and they want revenge so they invade the planet destroying 99% of humanity and making slaves the survivors. And to think all this wouldn't happen if you never picked that stick and start talking shit like insane!
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Ha haah, I know I'M not carrying on any more discussions with the woody pieces in my yard or local park anymore. Yikes. Though it's NOT nutty to do....after all...nothing listens to your problems like an inanimate stick alien. It's just that last part that's rather hard to deal with.
Yeah cause no alien likes to be touches by human and definitively they don't like to hear our problems ahahaha
I'll have to do some serious thinking before I clean out the woods again!
Yes, cause we don't want an alien invasion! :D
hahaha! howdy blacklux! I like your shtick! lol.