"PhotoBomb challenge #40 - Entry #1" To be or not to be «Extremely Attractive» ¡That's The Question!

"Some kind of arousing erotic story"

(Yeah! this is my first entry and my only and very first participation in this contest)

¡Let's stir the waters and watch what happen!

I know a good bunch of pretty girls who are fed up with being always subject to sexual harassment. For their exotic beauty, their exuberant sex-appeal, their girly oomph fragrance and their seductive suculent curves.

So, they always have to resort to all kinds of tricks at the time of going to bed to keep their natural predators at bay and well away from their delicacies, fineness & lushness when they feel they are off guard. They have no choice but try to bamboozle the manhood around them for a little while using the most ingenious tricks they have at hand to be able to react in time against any sudden attack of libidinous passion and love.

"Anti Perverts Pantyhose"

Until recently, with only this unique lightweight accessory above, everything seemed to be going well and fulfill efficiently the main objective to maintain chastity without having to use heavy iron locks and chastity belts as in medieval times. But suddenly all that situation and false sense of security changed.

Men now have a harder time containing their sex drive. They always believe they have the keys to open all kinds of locks. Medieval or not. They think that only with their silver beak they can open side to side all kinds of forbidden cages and peck inside to satisfy their sudden and insatiable appetite all the time.

Nowadays they behave like crows and vultures. Scavenger birds you know? They are omnivorous and they can feed themselves with whatever they are to get in their way. No matter how the surroundings, edges and exteriors where lies their main reward, prize and goal may look. They only concentrate on the mere center of the core. In the most juicy depths of the pulp and tenderloin to sink their 'beak' with gluttony.

¡They are stubbornly daring! ¡They are perpetually hungry! Even although later they can not lift the flight and escape safely from being caught after the looting by the weight of their now lazy tummies & maw full of lust. They now simply don't care as long as they have a full 'belly & empty sack'. };)

However, @fibra59 with his #photobombchallenge contest that now goes by its #40 edition has provided me with some inspiration and new ideas about how reinforce & improve this hairy accessory to truly scare away all those potential predators and winged scavengers in an infallible way.

As the saying goes: "Dog Does Not Eat Dog" and I have the hunch that crows, vultures and scavenger birds doesn't eat each other own meat either. So, I suspect that just by adding and sewing in the 'mere center of the core' of this hairy pantyhose a fairly orange and crispy bird's thigh with a label that says 'vulture's thigh or crow's thigh' would be enough to discourage their gluttony rush.

And although it could be the case that some of these feathered beasts turn out to be half cannibals. ¡No worries! Just add another tag on top that says MALE implying that these are male vulture's & crow's "thighs".

¡They can stand to be called cannibals but never would stand that you call them gays!

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By the way, I've heard time and time again that Croatian girls are gorgeous females. ¡The True Gems Of The Adriatic! you know. And seeing that @aneninen, the judge of the contest for this edition is Croatian, I hope she can appreciate well my wise & funny advice. };)

Maybe my suggestion to add these attachments does not work at all. But sincerely, it would be worse not try it just to see what happens. Without trying, one will never knows for sure. :)

Leave a comment. Share your experiences and feedback. ¡Be part of the conversation!

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Cranky Gandalf

Cheers!! :)

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