Bug Panic Shitposting
Yeah, so - the phobic bullshittery continues.
First, there was a giant beetle about a week ago.
Then, the scorpion I already ranted about here.
Tonight, a large spider crawling very fast toward me ON MY BED.
I am losing what little I have left of my fragile little mind.
Please distract me!!!
I was cooking dinner the other day and a big wolf spider came charging across the floor towards me! The nearest thing I could grab to fit over it was a bowl, so never mind a cup and piece of paper, it was a cereal bowl and sheet of cardboard!
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Ohhhhh man you have my empathies! I was invaded by those one year too and I was freaking out!!!
If it makes you feel any better, i spent 2 hours last night combing lice and nits out of my poor sweet neighbor's hair after her granddaughter brought it home from school. Nobody in her house would do it for her. 🙄 of course, now i'm all itchy and can't stop thinking about how gross those little buggers look. 😂😖
Ohhhhh no! Poor woman, her own family wouldn't help her! I'm glad you were there to do so! That's community care. <3
Did it look anything like one of these???
Wakka wakka wakka!!
You need to build a cage around your bed!
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But what would let cats in and keep bugs out?? LOL
You can make a special secret door for her. ;)