How to deal with poor philosophy on Steemit: Meme-It

It's not easy to coach someone out of their invincible ignorance. If you care enough about them to try, you will likely encounter one of the following responses:

• You'll never understand me unless you abandon your preconceptions.
• Your worldview is so outdated.
• If you had just read what I wrote with an open mind, you'd get it.
• It's just like an [insertGROUP] to ignore science and reality.
• I have every right to respond to your logic with rhetoric. It's MY blog after all.
• History has been written by the winners, and they are all corrupt. Don't use historical sources.
• Try to respond to my argument without [insertGENERALIZATION].
• It is impossible to argue with someone who believes [insertBELIEF].
• Don't use your [insertPHILOSOPHICAL_TECHNIQUE] on me. I'm free to write stream-of-conciousness nonsense and then yell at you when you break it down.
• I'm a philosopher and you're an amateur.
• Don't you get it yet? We're ALL [insertGENERALIZATION].
• Re-read my post and think harder, then respond to me.
• I've written a baseless opinion piece, and you respond with a differing opinion. Provide proof for your opinion, you simpleton.

While this list is by no means exhaustive, it probably reflects some of the dialogue you've seen under the #philosophy tag.
Folks, if you come across a writer who does not wish to engage your logic with goodwill and clarity of thought, I would encourage you to start responding with a simple meme of your own making. It is very, very satisfying. And you won't feel like you've wasted your energy.

If you don't agree with me, I don't care. Send me a graphic one-liner in the comments, right after you've upvoted and resteemed this.