Happy Jewish Zombie Day (so funny and edgy I should write for Big Bang Theory)

Whaddup Nietzsches? I have several ideas of essays to work on, and thought I'd ask my adoring fans what they're interested in/give feedback on some of these.

Your options are:

Door A - Hume and Nietzsche on religion's relation to morality and value-assertions.

Door B - A brand new car!

Door :) - Three forms of Empiricism: History, Science and Aesthetics. Honestly this is the turd essay that is just me describing the differences of the three, most likely focusing on Aesthetics because it's the least obvious due to it being the most internal and subjective.

Window with a sniper pointing at the President - Examination of Aristotle, Hume and Schopenhauer.

Huxley's Door of Perception - About the need for civic involvement in the political process. Will involve Chomsky and Arendt.

Make sure you squgee your third eye with organic cleaner - none of that mystic windex shit.