This is trolling right? You’re messing with everyone...yes?
Just tell me you’re trolling here!
Just admit it dammit!
Confirm to me that we don’t live in a world where we can earn hundreds of dollars by mouth-farting a few non-sequitors and posting them above pictures of cars and bushes and cargo shorts!!!
...please?
oh my god...
takes a couple hours to go out and capture these photos
Were you heavily intoxicated?
Are these daguerreotypes?
Were you using a broken Ouija to channel Robert Maplethorpe before every decision?
I’ll say this. If this is some intentional performance art you’re doing, and the super subtle multiple meanings and connections between the pictures and the text—which may not actually even be there—are intentional and some kind of Deconstruction thing, then you are freakin’ brilliant.
the text and photos are separate, the text is philosophy, and the photos are photography, merged into 1 post, instead of 2 different posts
Got it!
hahah ;)
we need another #comedyopenmic entry yodi, your audience, which consist of yours numerically incrementing only to 3 and others of much higher importance, has been waiting too long for your encore
When my new zolpidem script comes in, I’ll make sure to pop a few with a glass of red, and mash out something else overly pretentious and just barely humorous to burned out caucasion cubicle dwellers in the suburbs.
err....where is my overly pretentious sleep inducing, alcoholic enhancing, and under estimatedly hilarious entry to COM my yoditty one?